Hello? Who's Calling Please?

Thank you for calling the Buckworth house. We're sorry we can't take your call right now but my children have not yet learned how to put a portable phone back in its cradle. Likely they are paying me back for leaving them in their cribs too long when they were babies. It's cheaper than therapy so I go with it.

This phone is likely ringing under a couch cushion, pile of dirty clothes, or even a child's bottom.

If you're calling about an overdue video, library book or Rug Doctor, yes we know.