phone

Hello? Who's Calling Please?

Thank you for calling the Buckworth house. We're sorry we can't take your call right now but my children have not yet learned how to put a portable phone back in its cradle. Likely they are paying me back for leaving them in their cribs too long when they were babies. It's cheaper than therapy so I go with it.

This phone is likely ringing under a couch cushion, pile of dirty clothes, or even a child's bottom.

If you're calling about an overdue video, library book or Rug Doctor, yes we know.

Pages